Sheryl Crow: Not a square to spare
Like some strange rerun of the Seinfeld show in the twightlight zone, Sheryl Crow has now gone off the deep end by suggesting that the earth has not a square of toilet paper to share. Being a tree hugger is one thing but suggesting that somehow all persons should be limited to using one square of toilet paper per visit the bathroom is idiotic.
Sheryl also notes in the interest of saving trees we should also forgo using paper napkins and wipe our mouths and hands on our clothing sleeves. According to the ever intelligent Crow: “I think this idea could also translate quite well to those suffering with an annoying head cold.”
Perhaps this explains Lance Armstrong no longer dating Crow. His idea of the appropriate dress for ones arm is a ‘livestrong” band not a sleeve covered in snot.